I'm seemingly never satisfied with the blog format that I've chosen, and as such, I have blog posts everywhere.  

So, because throwing back old posts (it just doesn't seem like the correct term does it?) is what the kids want these days (#TBT right?), here's a thing about tires I wrote three years ago.

'The only thing that never changes, is change.'

Cliche yes, but I don't know if you could describe mountain bike tires better in one sentence.

You could probably make a coffee table book of all the different tread patterns that have existed since mountain bikes really took off in the late 80's.  Scratch that - you could make a coffee table book of all the tread patterns that no longer exist since mountain biking got popular.  We saw all manner of "innovations" like tires designed to roll in a certain direction, tires meant to work on the front or on the rear, different rubber compounds, different sizes, and different colors.

Now I doubt anyone - other than me - would buy such a thing, but the point being that the general design of MTB tires is changing every year.

Why is this?

Did the hardpacked trails somehow get more slippery over the winter?  Did the gravel out there get upgraded?  Did the roots get, I don't know...  rootier??

I know that conditions on any given trail can change after years of use, but in general, we're still riding the same types of trails here in 2011 that we rode in 1990.  It's still dirt, rocks, roots, sand, and grass.

The Panaracer Timbuk II, Fisher Fattrax, Ritchey Megabite, Specialized Ground Control, Klein Death Grip - all of these tires at some point just stopped working? 

Take a look at this page of Motocross tires - notice anything odd?

(hint - they're all the same!)

Now check this pic of a Yamaha from 1974;

Nearly 40 years later, and the tires are virtually identical.

How is it that Motocross tires haven't changed - at least in their tread pattern - for 40 years?

And why don't they have the dizzying array of different tread patterns like mountain bikes do?

I'll admit, I'm not immune to this.  A new set of tires and grips can go a long way to making your old bike feel new.  But, I just don't get why those old designs don't work anymore.

I think my Blizzard would really like a set of skinwall Ritchey Megabites.

What I can add to this post, three years later, is that I feel that we're reached a point where the fancy tread patterns are not selling anymore.  A lot of modern tires now generally look the same, and are generally a bunch of square blocks.  Just like motocross tires.

Of course the blocks are spread out more for damp conditions, closer together for hardpack trails, different widths, different rubber compounds, etc, etc.  

It's a small victory for function over fashion.

I have very strong opinions with regards to cycling.  A lot of them have very little basis in reality, most of them don't even matter.

But welcome to the Internet!  Every feeling that everyone has is somehow valid, no matter what.

Enjoy.

1. I refuse to acknowledge Bradley Wiggins' knighthood.  The guy is a jerk, period.  Also, not even born in the UK.

2. I refuse to acknowledge Chris Froome's knighthood.  Oh wait - he doesn't have that.  I just wanted to mention him because he was also not born in the UK.

3. I really don't care about Lance Armstrong.  Wait!  I saw the TV documentary Stop at Nothing, and I see now that he's a clinical psychotic.  This is actually pretty rational, and shouldn't be on this list.

4. Trek's president, John Burke, is a jerk.  He forced Greg Lemond to apologize for claiming that Armstrong was doping.  And yet, when Lemond turned out to be right, what did he do?  Nothing.  He did nothing.

5. Treks are the most boring bikes made on this planet.  Also, Specializeds are the most boring bikes made on this planet.  If I see you riding either one, know that I am secretly judging you.

6. I will not name my bikes nor will I refer to them as "rigs," "steeds," or "whips," because doing so is silly.  (it's cool if you name your bike though, I don't mind) Bicycles are damn cool on their own and do not need to be compared to other vehicles.

8. The following modem technology is dumb and does not work; lockouts on suspension, tubeless tires, super wide handlebars, press fit bottom brackets, 3D printed frames.

I bet you expected to see Strava on this list didn't you?  I actually like it.  Not because I need to be the quickest on any stretch of road - I know that's not going to happen - but because I love looking at maps of where I've ridden, and where everyone else rides.

That should do for now, but I may need to add things in the future.  Right now, it's beer:30.