Anyway, before we get into the bike, we have to talk about what it's called. I was certain this was an S-Works Epic - carbon tubes bonded to steel lugs. And there was a version of it with titanium lugs; the Epic Ultimate. However, after some digging, it's not an Epic at all, and I'm wondering if "Epic" was only used on their road bikes.
What it is, is a ratbike. A ratbike singlespeed; mismatched wheels, Sugino oval chainring, bottom bracket that needs to be 2mm wider, crummy SunTour brake levers, and super light Innova tires.
I haven't ridden it much yet, though it is comfy, and it'll probably make for a nice bike to go get coffee on.